Harry Potter and…

Posted: February 4, 2014 in books, Movies, Op-ed
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The wizarding world was rocked recently when J.K. Rowling revealed that she thought Harry and Hermione should have ended up together. Muggles around the globe were outraged, pitchforks and torches were gathered as stakes were prepared for the burning of the heresy committing witch. How dare she…

Seriously though, I can’t be the only one out there, other than J.K. that thought Harry and Hermione would end up together with “Uncle Ron” crashing on their couch well into his thirties. Then you see this thing start to develop between Ron and Hermione and you think it’ll be okay because Harry is interested in this chick named Cho but at no time does he say “Hey Cho, we’re gonna head out and fuck with Voldemort…you in?”

Then Jenny pops back in the picture after having crushed on Harry early on and makes her move, which kinda came out of left field seeing as how she had been snogging a couple of other dudes over the years and seemed to lose interest in the Potter. Harry’s picking up what shes laying down, doesn’t matter to him that he could have had his pick of any of the girls in school, I mean he is the motherfucking Chosen One after all…

Anyway…all this talk about what might have been had Harry and Hermione hooked up got us thinking about how much we enjoyed these films and books. So join with us as we discuss the films based on J.K. Rowlings work and ponder what could have been had she only had the conviction to go with her gut and kill Ron off…should be fun, till next time friends, stay entertained.

-D

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Comments
  1. Jeyna Grace says:

    I can’t remember if I thought Harry and Hermione would end up together. But I remember liking Ron and Hermione as a pair.

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