Misery

Posted: October 28, 2013 in Movies, Op-ed, Reviews
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“I’m you’re number one fan.” How many celebrities have had chills sent down their spine upon hearing those words. Seems everyday theres some new cocka doodie stalker invading the privacy of someone famous. Maybe they don’t all get to this extreme but every one of them have the potential to escalate. Lets talk Misery.

Meet Paul, a successful writer on his way home to New York after finishing his latest novel but Mother Nature has other plans in the form of a blizzard. Paul ends up off the road and upside down and surely would have died if not for Annie. Back at Annies house Paul meets his number one fan, who can’t help but snoop around in his belongings until she just happens to find his latest unpublished work. All is well until she discovers that her favorite character is killed off and then Annie snaps. I warn you friends, it doesn’t look good for our pal Paul, especially after she hobbles him.

I know there are some of you that will argue that Misery isn’t a horror movie and to that I say, let me stick a block of wood between your ankles and swing a sledgehammer at your feet, see how horrific you find that. This marks the fifth entry for Mr. King. in our discussion and the first for Rob Reiner. The reason I picked Misery tonight is because Annie not only terrorizes you psychologically but she will back that shit up like a u-haul truck full of physical torture. For those reasons and more, Misery gets a rating of: Watch it With Someone Thats Committed. Till next time friends, stay entertained.

-D

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